Criterion Releases of Films I may Someday (Never) Make

Photo stolen from Internet and altered.

I used Google's Picnik program.

Freeway Criterion Collection

I tried to take a stab at this little "making face Criterion covers" fad.  I'm very bad at this and I used Microsoft Paint, so....

obviously I stole the picture from the Internet.

Criterion Collection Good Burger

...if only...

3 Songs

"I won't leave my wooden wife you you" by United States of America

"I am the Fly" by Wire

"Black Satin" by Miles Davis

Robert Walser's Microscripts

I would like this book.

Breakfast Foods Exhibit A

Dave's Killer Bread: the best sliced bread since sliced bread.  Made by some sort of murderer or something.*

*Dave's Killer Bread is (probably) not made by a murderer.

Polish Dumbo Poster

8 Great Films

A Woman is a Woman

dir. Jean-Luc Godard

Crash

dir. David Cronenberg

Dumbo

dir. Ben Sharpsteen (supervising)

The Passion of Joan of Arc

dir. Carl Theodor Dreyer

Paris, Texas

dir. Wim Wenders

Playtime

dir. Jacques Tati

The Trial

dir. Orson Welles

2001: A Space Odyssey

dir. Stanley Kubrick

Currently Reading

Manuel Mujica Lainez, The Wandering Unicorn

Books Recently Read

Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House

Grade: B-

Anais Nin, A Spy in the House of Love

Grade: B-

John D. Caputo & Gianni Vattimo, After the Death of God

Grade: B+ 

George Orwell, Down and Out in Paris and London

Grade: A-

David Foster Wallace, Everything and More

Grade: C+

Nicholson Baker, The Fermata

Grade: A

Italo Calvino, The Nonexistent Knight

Grade: C

Emmanuel Carrere, The Mustache

Grade: A

Paul Auster, Mr. Vertigo

Grade: C

Neil Postman, Technopoly

Grade: C

Jean-Dominique Bauby, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Grade: D

Italo Calvino, The Watcher and Other Stories

Grade: A ("The Watcher" only)

Island of the Dolls

Somewhere in Mexico...

Easy A

Surprisingly good.  Easy B-.

6 Zines

Suicide Janitor by Greg Hofmann

Sexually Based Offenses by Elissa Washuta

Astronomiae Instavratae Grylli by Jon Horn

The Hero With a Thousand Excuses by Jim Woodring

Strawberry Ghost by Helen Parson

Rather: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Emily van der Harten

6 Artists

Francis Bacon

Hugo Ball

Gerhard Richter

Marcel Duchamp (R. Mutt)

Paul Klee

Hieronymus Bosch

6 Photographers

Richard Misrach

Brassai

Nan Goldin

Cindy Sherman

Weegee

William Eggleston